One day on the side of the road in New Jersey, four wandering bandsters found an empty 55 gallon drum with the word BLOGURT stenciled on one side and a biohazard sticker on the other. They immediately investigated the origins of the mysterious container, and found that when new flavors of yogurt are test marketed, sometimes things go awry and they end up with flavors like Blackened Cajun Yogurt. Because of the threat of the active cultures multiplying infinitely and doing irreversible damage, these flavors must be disposed of immediately. Thus, they are marked BLOGURT and sunk off of the less savory areas of the east coast. The bandsters co-opted the name and the drum and thus BLOGURT was born. Blogurt is an unlikely convergence of satirical, politically bent lyrics, stick in yer head melodies, funkified bass, grouchily lilting garage bassoon, and corn-fed drums.